Giles Sounds




: I'm Mr. Giles the librarian.; The Earth is doomed.; Willow do shut up.; I'll just get in my time machine and ask the vampires to postpone the prophecy while you take in dinner and a show.; Xander has taken to teasing the less fortunate, noticeable change in clothing and demeanor.....he's turned into a 16 year old boy, of course you'll have to kill him.; I must say that as a slayer you're doing pretty well.; Xander: How could you let her go? G: As the purple area on my jaw will attest I did not let her go.

: If it's guilt your looking for Buffy I'm not your man the only thing you'll get from me is my support and my respect.; In my years as watcher I've buried too many people but Jenny was the first I've loved.; Giles on football; I trust I gave good sqirm.; Hunter: It's good to get the fruit while it's fresh. Giles: You'd be wise to take that back.

: Leaving aside for a moment my youth and beauty.; And I shall be wearing pink taffeta as chenille will not go with my complexion. Can we please talk about the ascension?; Buffy: Why do I put up with this? Giles: Because it is your destiny and because I just bought 20 Coco-rific candy bars.; You listen to me I'm your watcher so you do what I tell you so sod off!; Well then let's do something, let's find the demon and kick the crap out of it.; Session interrupted? Who said you could interrupt you stupid useless fad! I said fad and I'll say it again.; .....but sadly I must remind you that Angel tortured me for hours, for pleasure.... You have no respect for me or the job I perform.; All we know is that the fate of the entire world depends on, did you eat all the jellies?; Right, bloody pricless!; Interestingly I don't give a rat's ass about the council's orders.; We have to find Buffy something terribles happened. Just kidding I thought I'd give you a scare.

: She said I was an absent male role model, absent my ass. Bet I'm twice the man she is.; I will not squat in that dank hole. Spike: What it was good enough for me but you're above it all? Giles: Precisely; Oh for God's sake this is nonsense.; I'm down with the new music.; You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day.; In the midst of all that do you really think they were keeping it up? Oh for a different phrasing.; Zander just because this is never going to work is no reason to be negative.; Much as I long for a good kegger, I have other plans.; You never train with me anymore he's going to kick your ass. Buffy: Giles! G: Sorry was that a bit honest?; Stop whatever your doing you smell like fruit roll-ups.; Bloody humans!; Spike: You've picked up a tail. G: Yes just a little one it hurts when I sit.; What am I? I'm an unemployed librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head.

: Well I'm not dead or unconscious so I say bravo for me.; We need to arrange the candles and we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk.; We listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance.....; Did you see that? Real live customers, they came in, I gave them things, they gave me money, brilliant.; We are not your friends, we are not your way to Buffy, clear out of here, and Spike, get over it, move the Hell on.; I'm so proud of you, you've come so far, you're everything a watcher... I could have hoped for.

: I was trying to avoid a scene really. Willow: Like we'd make a scene. Giles: Not you, me.; If anything calamitous should happen history suggests it'll happen to one of us.; Anya is a wonderful former vengeance demon and I'm sure you'll spend many years of non Hell dimensional bliss.; There are no ooglie booglies Dawn.; Spike: Don't be a stupid... Giles: If I want your opinion I'll...I'll never want your opinion Spike.; The magics you've channeled are ferocious and primal and you are lucky to be alive you rank arrogant amateur!; You rank arrogant amateur!; You're a very stupid girl.; You're... Buffy: a miracle. Giles: Yes, but then I always thought so.; I'd like to test that theory.

: Do you want to be punished?; You think I'm evil if I bring a bunch of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?; Children, enough.; How can anyone think about their social life, these girls are in danger. Didn't you see the flashcards?; We all feel each other! Including some of us who don't know each other well enough to take such liberties.; The earth is definitely doomed.

12-23-01