Willow Sounds





: You're the slayer and we're like the slayerettes.

: The reflection thing that you don't have, Angel how do you shave?; You never let her do anything.... she's 16 going on 40. And you, you're going to live forever........; Oh this is fun.; I'll crack him like an egg.; Hey! We don't have time for this, our friends are in trouble and if aren't with me then get the hell out of my library!

: That's right big boy, come and get it!; You really do need to find the fun B......uffy.; Man, just ascend already.; Oh trusty soda machine I push you for root beer you give me Coke.; Slippery Weasel!; You don't have to be afraid, just to please me.; Willow's gonna make you bark.; Bitch; Bored now.; Leaving now.; That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and skanky, and I think I'm kind of gay.; A doodle, I do doodle, you too you do doodle too.; I love you Xander.; Buffy: Don't you hate her? Willow: Yes with a fiery vengeance , she picked on me for 10 years, vacuous tramp.; In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.

: I mean did we not put the grr in girl?; He's our grown up friend. Not in a creepy way.; I'm not your sidekick.; Everyone's getting spanked but me.; I'm very seldom naughty.; Bunch of wanna blessed be's. Now days every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones

: To Hell with Giles! Giles:I can hear you Willow.; (Imitating Anya) I like money better than people, people can so rarely be exchanged for goods an or services.; Hello, gay now.; You know me I'm like go school it's your birthday, or something to that effect.

: You should get going, don't you have a life or something?; What a bitch.; Maybe you would want to go out sometime for coffee, food, kisses and gay love.; It's hard to believe such a hot mamajama came from such geek infested roots.; Oh Buffy you really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked.; buzzkill; hey cutie.; Uh-oh daddy's home; 6 years as a sideman, now I get to be the slayer.; I'm in wicked trouble now.; The magics I used are very powerful, I'm very powerful and maybe it's not such a good idea for you to piss me off.; Dawn: You're back on the magics. WIllow: No honey I am the magics.; Mom, Buffy, Tara wah! (imitating Dawn); You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well buckle up Rupert 'cause I've turned pro.
: This is normal teen stuff you join chat rooms, write poetry, you post Doogie Hower fanfic. All normal right?; Here before with the magic going all ahh, me going all eee, and everything getting all err.; Pure undiluted evil, I could taste it. Slayerette: How does evil taste? W: A little Chalky.; From beneath you it devours.; Don't interrupt me, insignificant man.; Your a frisky vixen.; You know Buffy, sweet girl, not that bright.; So it's true, scythe matters.

12-23-01