Xander Sounds





What kind of a girlie name is Angel anyway.: Buffy I like you a lot, and we've had experiences......but I want more I want to dance with you.; I laugh in the face of danger then I hide until it goes away.; Come on slayer I like it when you're scared, the more I scare you the better you smell.
: That's it, 12 years of you and I'm snapping, I don't care if you're a girl or not I'm throwing down!; A bonus day of class plus Cordillia, mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever.; You got to wake up I need you Will, who am I going to call every night, you're my best friend, I love you; Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex? Zander:I'm seventeen, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.; ........If Giles wants to go after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend then I say faster pussycat, kill, kill.; I'm talking to you you big cootie!; It's officially nippy, so say my nips.; You're not the watcher of me.; Calvery's here. Calvery's a frightened guy with a rock but he's here.

: C: What's the plan? X:The vampire attacks you. The vampire kills you, we watch, we rejoice.; Well I'm sorry I give you barfy feelings.; We're going to need a bigger boat.; It's nice to know when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass.; Let's put this bitch in the ground.; I like the quiet.; Faith: You up for it? Xander: Oh I'm up, I'm suddenly very up.
: Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis.; Nothing can defeat the penis!; You want sex? Let's have sex right here, hot sweaty big sex.; When it's dark and I'm all alone, and I'm scared I always think what would Buffy do? You're my hero.; OK sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone I think what is Buffy wearing.; I hate to break it to you bud but your not the big bad anymore, your not even the kind of naughty.

: Yes master.; Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man bitch.; .....I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey.; Anya are you trying to use the hot plate again?; I'm in love with you, powerfully, painfully in love, ......You make me feel like I've never felt before, like a man.; Anya, you wanna marry me?

: Awesome chicks relax, I am a man and I have a tool.; You've been going at it too hard we hardly ever see you, what with slinging the double meat and pounding the big evil.; You have some weird friends. Xander: News from the file marked duh.; I'm not ready, I can't An I'm sorry; You let that evil soulless thing touch you? You wanted me to feel something? It worked, I look at you and I feel sick.; Buffy: It just happened OK? Xander: Oh like, say your evil, get on me?; Boys if you don't knock it off I will pull this car over and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here.; Respect the cruller and tame the donut. Anya: That's still funny sweetie.

: It's your lucky night, considering your dog got ate up....can I freshen up your tea?; This girl's giving death a long, sloppy word kiss, she has a yen for the big dirt nap.; When our friends go all crazy and start killing people we help them. Willow: Sitting right here.; If there's a mass murdering demon that your say boning, then it's all gray area.; Daddy Like; Now get off the boy Buffy we're going home.; They'll never know how tough it is Dwaine, to be the one who isn't chosen, to live so near to....(90kb zip); I'm going gay, I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up, come on, let's gay.; Come on let's get this gay show on the gay road help me out here.; Hey party in my eye socket and everyone is invited.; If you think Buffy is all about the kill then you take the little bus to battle, I've seen....

12-23-01